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KSR is dreaming again... :-)  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

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KSR is dreaming again... :-) (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)


It has been a long hard battle my fellow Team TSTers. What began in the first week of the season as the first ever NFL Weekly Picks against the point spread (which we won by the way!), culminated with a postseason Fantasy Football challenge.

Guys, we absolutely trashed the competition. After winning the Weekly Picks contest in the final week of the season, we moved into the Fantasy Football challenge against the second, third and fourth place finishers. Ryan, Mike D, Brick Top and Team TST met for a post season Fantasy Football draft. Even though I took DCRamFan's $27.37 bribe to take Drew Brees with the first overall draft pick, things worked out very well indeed. Sergey606, LARams1968 and I picked players during the playoffs and we kicked Ryan Van Bibber and evil hoards butts! We carried a 62.64 point lead into the Super Bowl. Thanks to a low scoring game, we held off the competition to win the championship. Weeping tears of joy, followed by running up and down my street screaming - WE WON!!! - and a short trip to visit the local law enforcement headquarters for a few minutes, I returned to my home to write this historic missive.

I'm not sure what the prize is that Ryan plans to give us, but I'm sure it's something like free airfare, hotel and expenses to the London Rams game for ALL members of TST... or a cookie to be split a few thousand ways... If it's the trip to London, his henchmen have to stay home and fill the comment threads till we get back. Ryan also had a side bet with me. The loser had to pose for a "Delocated" ad. Ryan knew he was going to lose, so he did the ad that we have been seeing on TST's front page for the last few days. Way to honor a bet Ryan! Though you may want to think about boxers, work on the old "six-pack" Abs and hit a tanning salon... 3k bet me "a ka-jillion dollars", so I'm expecting a check any day now.

Have a look at the final results after the break... CONGRATULATIONS TEAM TST!!

Star-divide

Team TST



POS

Player

Op

Points


QB

*********

***

***

RB

***

***

RB

*********

***

***

WR

Welker,N.E.

60rec21Rush

NYG

8.1

WR

Nicks,NYG

109rec

NYG

10.9

WR

*********

***

***

TE

*********

***

***

K

Gostkowski,N.E.

2XPA,1FG

Tynes, NYG 1XPA, 2FG

NYG

N.E.

5.0

7.0


DEF

*********

***

***

Final Point
Totals: 397.44

Week

31.0
Van's Masked Men



POS

Player

Op

Points


QB

Brady, N.E.

276pass,2TD,1Int

NYG

32.08

RB

*********

***

***

RB

Jacobs,NYG
37rush

N.E.

3.7

WR

*********

***

***

WR

*********

***

***

WR

*******

***

***

TE

Hernandez,N.E.

67rec, 1TD

Ballard,NYG 10rec

NYG

N.E.

12.7

1.0


K

*******

***

***

DEF

*******

***

***

Final Point
Totals: 342.98

Week

49.48
Mike D



POS

Player

Op

Points


QB

Manning,NYG
296pass,1TD

N.E.

29.68

RB

Green-Ellis, N.E 44rush,15rec

NYG

5.9

RB

*******

***

***

WR

Branch, N.E.

45rec

NYG

4.5

WR

Cruz,NYG

25rec

N.E.

2.5

WR

*******

***

***

TE

*********

***

***

K

*********

***

***

DEF

NYG DEF

6PA,2sacks,1INT

N.E. DEF 4PA3sacks

N.E.

NYG

10.0

7.0


Final Point Totals:363.38

Week

59.58
Brick Top



POS

Player

Op

Points


QB

*********

***

***

RB

*********

***

***

RB

Bradshaw ,NYG72rush19rec,1TD

N.E.

15.1

WR

Manningham, NYG 73rec

N.E.

7.3

WR

*******

***

***

WR

*******

***

***

TE

Gronkowski
26rec

NYG

2.6

K

**********

***

***

DEF

*******
***
***

Final Point
Totals:322.1

Week

25.0

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Comments

I for one welcome our new TST overlords.
The whole "King Arthur, Camelot" thing comes to mind...
HOLLALUYAH

EYE TOLD EWE EYE’D WIN IN 1991

Eye new Breeze was a gud pic

yur welkum for my expurteese

my FRENDS say eye’m tha best!

Hey, I had to mention you, right? lol
Who knew that making fun of the most hated guy on this site would get some one 9 recs

and the ability to mock him for the rest of his time on TST.

haha

its really all I’m good for. Let’s hope he keeps comin back…

Yeah he's a fucking goldmine for comedy.
What I laugh at is when he comments and no comments back, he keeps commenting over and over until someone says something
Yeah he usually comments on dead threads and spits out his bull shit and leaves before there is any backlash.
After Betty White won the BWL, how can you be shocked?
All Betty White does is win. Like Tebow.
I like that! Tebow is the Betty White of the NFL... Has a nice ring to it?
I disagree

Betty White is way more versatile than Tebow

Bad mental image.
Not so much for me

I remeber her when she was only very old

Can you imagine Tebow playing when he's Betty's age? He could do a Snickers commercial in the year 2060
I hope I'm not here to see him looking like Betty White
for you, kind sir

I’ll stop…

…and I’ll go back [strictly] to what I do best…..identifying spelling/grammar errors. And the end of my swib-mockery starts NOW!

I do, however, love

that I go out spelling ‘swirb’ WRONG!

I can't tell without strike throughs
Eye

wul know longer bee doing tha swirb shit……….eye’m dun

Eye dont cnow wye u R stoping.
That is just terrible English, my friend!
BAWHAHAHAHAHA!

Grammar Nazi.

Who wants to speak English anyway

I’m American

I'm going to Disneyland1

But only because my brother-in-law works there and I get in free.

You should get VIP treatment now. Just mention the FF win at the gate...
Last place :(
I honestly thought the 49ers were going to carry you all the way
I'll be a force next year

I’m the young team on the rise, lurking in the grass

The whole "lawnmower" thing comes to mind... lol
I was starting to get scared

Not that the whiners would carry Brick Top but that they would win it all.

Did you guys see the photo caption?
where the hell is that guy?

I miss his ‘I just got my drivers license, so I’m a bad ass’ attitude

He's hanging out on Match.com
Do 13 yo girls sign up for that?
He tells them he's 32, and a Dot.com billionaire
Sugarsons.com

The Billionaire part will probably work no matter the age

He tell women he owns "The Kate channel" All Kate, all the time
owned by Mark Sanchez

shizah!

Well Sanchez bought it out.

but then he wrecked it.

He does need to broaden his search a little
He will. He a good guy, that will learn as he goes
Yeah, I don't think he's experiencing anything that us other guys havn't experienced.

I’m still freak out sometimes when I see a girl. It happens. He’ll relax when he gets older and has some practice. Maybe a few conquests under his belt.

We've gotten off topic....

let’s celebrate this fantasy win……….because in as many leagues as I’m in, and as terribly as I lead Doug with the Brees pick, team TST still held it together. Kudos! I’ll go back to my curling blog now….

This was the longest contest ever! Hopefully someone else will pick it up next year
haha!

I remember trying to keep up with the pics on the draft. Embarrassing! You guys were in round 6 and I just found a pic of Barry Sanders………who I was sure was our first pick. Boy, was I wrong

Curling?

Lame.

They will ban you from Minnesota for saying that!
I never go to Minnesota anyway.
Great fishing in Minnesota
The Brees pick wasn't a bad pick

He’s a scoring machine. The Saints didn’t get fer but they could have.

Oh, and they showed curling in South Carolina once and now its their state sport.

Yeah well who cares about south carolina?
I like you!

haha! I was all about Brees because he, and Graham, wrecked me in my FF finals. Same fate for Rodgers, I suppose…

NO had all the look of a SB team when the playoffs started

and Brees and Rogers were the two QBs with the most scoring potential.

Still shock either of those teams weren't playing tonight.
it seemed like poetic justice

that the Saints beat the Packers in the NFC championship after that first, very awesome by the way, game of the season

We'll be reading tomorrow about the Roman Numeral mistake everyone made on the Super Bowl

Half way through the first quarter they caught the mistake on NBC. The logo I had up before I changed it said XLIV, when it should have said XLVI

...and by the way

if I don’t see these ‘Delocated’ ads back up by tomorrow morning, I’m gonna……….something

Ryan will appreciate the compliment! lol
A show like Delocated needs to be advertised more on this site.
please send your thoughts to

f’nawesomeads@sbnation.com

….I’ll be sending mine right behind you

Yeeeeah... The Ads should be evrywhere. I'm thinking of making it my tag line..
the EJD

would be better served if they were in the new beer, completely wired internet, garden

I think the bartenders at the EJD are going with the look for their new uniforms
Good afternoon, sir

We’re not robbing you…….the CVC is

Doug, I wasnt even involved in this

And less you forget, my dreams involve eggs XD

LMAO! We missed you tonight my friend! :-)
Sorry, I had stuff (skyrim and homework) to do
Well people mocked Brady for the whole "pray for Tom" thing

Buy it means that Gisele will get on her knees for him in his time of need, like when he loses the Super Bowl. And I wouldnt mind her on her knees no matter why she’s doing it: http://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&source=mog&hl=en&gl=us&client=safari&q=gisele%20bundchen&sa=N&biw=320&bih=416#i=66

Dang it, I hate this thing.
Yo, by the way

I got into an argument tonight that Isaac Bruce is arguably the best route runner of all time and Torry Holt is a plain ol’ boss, so I had to prove it to myself, and eventually this dumb fan. I came across this gem that I hadn’t seen before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-mYX9nMAGA&feature=related

Great Vid! I think they should be #1 though
Number one was a Rams team from the 50's
god dang I loved those days

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