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The St. Louis Rams - THE "LIST"

So a certain person, who will not be named, dropped by to say hi today. The unnamed person, filled with Rams history and lore, imparted on me a LIST. A list that in times past has caused social upheaval, riots, cats and mice to become friends, Sarah Palin making out with Joe Biden... We're talking anarchy!

I've always found his lists as interesting as they are brutal. What I have found interesting is that many of his choices wound up being rather prescient. Have a look after the break, and I bet you figure out the name of the list's author...

Star-divide

I'm sure relieved that the 2011 Ram season is behind us. I'm sooo glad BD/Spags is defunct. And I think we did ok snaring Fisher as HC. A lot of deadbeat players will still have to be cut, but Fish and the new coaching crew may be able to salvage and develop a few of the younger under-achievers. And, I hope they can find a way to keep Lloyd.

As far as the draft goes, I'm in a quandry. We badly need a good LT, but after the terrific failures with Barron and Smith I'm wary of picking Kalil. And after Avery, I'm wondering if Blackmon is big enough. Maybe we can work out a trade to get more early picks that can be spent on quality O-linemen, DT's and OLB's. We also need to be grooming SJax' replacement. Anyway, for the 1st time in several years I'm expecting the Rams to have a decent draft.

I hear V Jackson is back on the radar as a potential WR. How many times have we heard that one before? Now he's 29. If we keep stringing this one along he'll be ready for retirement when we finally procure him. The Rams need to get younger instead of older.

Somebody needs to do a **** or Cut list on TST this year and include: King, both Gibsons, both Jasons, Bell, Robbins, Poppinga, Norwood, Butler, drugee Pettis and the chronically or permanently injured DX, Clayton, Hoom, Fletcher, and Bartell. I like Bartell, but I can't find ANY data on a player ever returning to the NFL at 100% after suffering a broken neck. Therefore, his huge salary is prohibitive.

That's about it. Hope things are going well. I'm already looking forward to April and beyond.


My complete **** List would also include; Bajema (bad, bad...), Feeley (who needs him with Clemens around), Josh Brown (his big leg is dead, but huge salary still intact), Sims and Darrell Scott (never-weres that've been on the payroll too long). I'm also a little leary of Craig Dahl and Kehl too. I gave some of the newer, less well known guys (Gordy, Chamberlain, Clemens) for example) a pass because they may benefit greatly from improved coaching. We'll see.

I'm a bit concerned about James Hall too. He played decent in 2011, but he could finally age out this year just like Fred Robbins did this year. Quinn should be ready to go fulltime this fall anyway.

You are absolutely right about the CB position. Right now we're relying on TWO badly injured players returning to form and that the injured and unproven Jerome Murphy can actually play ball.

It's good to know that I'm still thought of around TST occasionally.

Thanks,

*******

Now... Who could the author be? If you have a list of your own, let's see it the thread


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Bradley Fletcher is a good player and I like Hall for another year as depth.

Other than that, this team has a plethora of “deadbeat” players.

I wish Hall was 5 years younger. What a great player. We need more guys that try as hard as he does

I like Fletcher too. But a second ACL injury on the same knee…? Maybe I’m just shell shocked by all the injuries at CB we had in 2011? I’m more worried FOR Bartell, than about him.

I agree about Bartell.

He’s another one of those guys that you HAVE to root for, having been a Ram since the beginning of their latest crap era, not even mentioning his awful injury.

Any injury that has the words "Broken" and "Neck" in the description worries me.

It’s the same kind of worry I have for DX. The kid has a long life ahead of him, and his knee is never going to be right. Crying shame if he ends up in a wheelchair

Broken vertebrae and two ACL tears make the return of Bartell and Fletcher unlikely

Plan on spending a pretty high draft pick at CB.

I hate to say it, but you may very well be right!
ITS RAMCHOP !!!!!!!!!

whats up RAMCHOP, your role playing as jswirb has peeps going nuts round here. they dont see it like i do……. wassssup RAMCHOP, welcome back you grumpy old bastard

you do know that my first jswirb sighting occured

shortly after Ramchop was expelled… coincidence? i think not

I can personally guarantee that RamChop is not jswirb
agreed

opposite ends of the OCD spectrum.

Wait....

is RamChop your alter ego? =D

Ramchop?

Doesnt even sound like him without all the negativity and years of disappointment in his posts. Its actually nice to hear what he thinks about whats going on even though i still think hes a prick.

lol I can neither cofirm of deny your guess (wink) lol

All issues aside, RamChop knows his football. I’m not saying I agree with some of the things he’s written, but he was always interesting and he cracked me up.

I'll second that notion!

But you are right, I’d like to hear what Ramchop has to say if only for entertainment purposes.

Come on Ramchop, whatca got?

Go Rams!

Nice post but....

Ron Bartell and Bradley Fletcher need to stay. If Bartell is released, Courtland Finnegan has to be signed. I would rather have Dewayne Bowe than Vincent Jackson. The aging veterans need to go. I think there will be alot of turnover on the roster because Fisher and Williams want their type of players and not try hard guys with limited skills that Spags likes

Would agree.

Bowe would be my #1 option as far as FA WR’s. Hopefully the Chiefs don’t lock him up.

Sounds like the Chop minus some negativity. That and I assume "The List" is the Chop List

I may not have always liked what he said but he did have some good opinions. I’d take him any day over a certain other controversial member who I’ll leave nameless. Although I don’t know how Chop enjoyed being a fan without a shred of optimism to carry him through.

Who is it? Who is it!? WHO IS IT!?!?
I AM NO TELLING YOU CAUSE I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!

AsK ONE OF MY MaNY FrIENdS WhO ReSPEcT MY OpiNIoNS! OH, AnD WE NEeD A BIG NAME RECEIVER LIKE RANDEE MOSS OR TEREL OWNS OR PLEXICO BURES. BUT NO WAY IT EVER HAPPENS!

Haha well done.
Thanks. I figured those were enough clues to figure it out.
Karate........karate chop list

Final answer

Ah grasshopper, you see all! lol
...................

Doug, any friendship we have took a hit that you turned to this guy for an article. However, I do agree with most of what he said. If we made these cuts and work the cap, could we bring in VJax and Finnegan? Even if those are the only two we can add in FA, 2 impressive players is better than 10 D players (something BD didn’t get

And Bowe would be fine with me instead of VJax
I'm more okay with He-who-shall-not-be-named's opinions

than I am with the picture for the article. That dude nearly scared me away.

LOL!!!! It cracked me up! After seeing to dorks the CVC used for a $124 mil proposal, I figured TST needed a dork of our very own!
Looks like he has a fur ball.

For the final Rams games you could tell that Bradford was homed in on Loyd on every passing play and that he was the only credible threat. Even with everyone know this, Loyd managed to catch some balls. Getting Loyd back and signing Vincent Jackson/Bowe. along with the return of Bradford’s favorite dump-off receiver Amendola, would seriously upgrade our offense. The opposing D couldn’t just focus on S-Jax and Loyd

Don't forget >>> SALAS
KSR, people are deeper than just what they say on this site. If you knew the guy better, you'd know there is more to him

Don’t gauge your like or dislike of a person based on a single aspect of their life. I take in all kinds of data, and sift through what I agree with or don’t. No matter what, I’m always open to learn, and I’m always ready to know if what I have learned may not be as right as I thought. You’re a great young guy KSR. Reserve hatred as a very rare card to play. Hopefully you’ll never truly find the need…

No, I'll go ahead and hate that dude

If you can’t respect other people in one aspect of your life, I don’t care what you’re doing in the other aspects

No. Don't go there...
not a fan of hate myself

But Ramchop was one of a few people who made it easy to hate him.

KSR was constantly attacked by Chop on this site and I’d say he has grounds to dislike him.
Essentially, imo, someone needs to earn the second chance to appreciate them and Chop never did, so it seems that unfortunately his complexities and positive side have been locked away by his more overt douchebaggery.

Agree with most of the cuts, but not cutting Fletcher and Bartell. They have too much to offer at a key position and sports medicine is getting better. They are talking about Peyton playing again and he has had multiple surgeries on his neck and a piece of metal inserted. Forgive me if I’m wrong, but I don’t believe Bartell has ever had neck surgery. If they get injured again next year, then cut them.

Don't see the argument against Vincent Jackson.

29 is plenty young for top WRs.

The DUIs would be the red flag, but seems to me he is worth the risk

Sounds more like Edpjr than his alter ego

Demonstrates why Ed and I got along much better.

this haha

This post does still remind me that the dude must’ve had serious issues to create 2 accounts (at least) and deny it and converse with himself…

Not judging btw just musing over it tbh

this haha

This post does still remind me that the dude must’ve had serious issues to create 2 accounts (at least) and deny it and converse with himself…

Not judging btw just musing over it tbh

BTW I couldn't think of a better way to humiliate myself than by wearing one of those norn hats.
I wasn't going to tell them that was you! Cat's out of the bag!
I thought it was Sergey! AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
Though I agree he has some knowledge of football

I disagree with having a baned members post be anywhere near this site.

He didn't even know I posted it. It was in an e-mail he sent to me.

It was a slow news day, and I thought this would be interesting in a “Where are they now” kind of way.

"banned"
I'm so sorry I forgot a "n" please forgive me
Oh, shit.
Yup! That's what Chop will say when I tell him I posted his e-mail to me! lol
im gonna sound like such a newb but...

whos jswirb?

Besides Van the most hated person on the board, LOL

You are reaping a whirlwind son. Just walk away..

Van's the most hated? When did that happen?
It's just him. Van's the most respected guy here

He just says it to get attention

you had to ask...

he’s a troll who cant spell, uses way too much caps lock, always has dumb opinons, is a know it all, and always says i told you so. i think that sums it up

lol ok i get it now

he’s the new ramchop, funny ive never seen a post from him.

He doesn't post

only comments

All the rams need to do!!!

trade steven jackson for a 3rd round pick draft trent Richardson with the first pick and with the secound pick take Alshon Jefferys with the second pick and with other picks fix the D and the Oline what do you think!!!!!!

Off topic, and more SB related

did anyone happen to see the comparison (in salary) between the Pats and Giants defenses? The NYG D’s starting 11 makes just over $40mil combined, and the Pats starting 11 makes just over $18mil. If you take out Shaun Ellis, the remaining 10 Pats players make just over $13 mil…………that’s less than Chris Canty and Justin Tuck combined.

If the Pats win the SB, they definitely deserve it. Talk about getting more out of your players….

I saw that on NFL.com. I was amazed too. Next year, their offense payroll is going skyrocket
I'd take Vince Jackson. Gotta have another #1 WR to succeed. And a good DT, CB and LB.
W W F D ....

… just about any & all he wanted to do with the Titans, but couldn’t. Fix the Rams as it pertains to the front office & how it is run. The O & the D, have already given us an insight to his approach to fixing the Rams. The deadwood will be ripped up and thrown out. Which is not a bad thing going forward.. .but what do you replace them with? Youth is good ! Especially for coaching and for teaching your way or the highway ( youth ) !

When camp rolls around, it is going to be very interesting to see the contrast between Spags and Fisher
i think this is a prime example

Of Chop stating his opinion without trying to offend anyone.

If this was a post on TST a credible list like this would be hidden underneath a swathe of insults and inflammatory statements.

Its a shame he decided to be ‘that guy’ on here over being ‘a guy’.

I don't think anyone ever questioned his football acumen.

I certainly didn’t. The guy knows his shit, and unfortunately he chose the path of “insufferable blowhard dickhead” when delivering his analysis and opinions.

Oh, then claimed he reported 3k to the FCC for all his potty talk, which was absurd. Oh well. I always thought the guy should start his own blog, for real.

i think his knowledge of history was greater than his understanding of the evolution of the league and the feasibility of his ideas

that episode was hilarious. he was definitely losing it towards the end… he was making comments about being a black belt and willing to barfight people hahahahaha

why should he start his own blog though?

Well, there's obviously an audience for his thoughts.

If he ran his own independent blog he would be free to govern the content as he sees fit and whoever wants to read him would be able to. Those that don’t wish to read won’t be forced to wade through his comments ’round these parts.

ah yes

that was the fated last day of ramchop

Did jswirb get banned? And whr The hell is chop?
jswirb didnt

But chop got banned…

So far Fischer seems to have a plan??

With the coach hirings & everything being hush? hush? We’ll see.

Greetings from Beautiful downtown Sonoyta Mexico

I have gotten plugged in for my one day of Comcast today. It has to be quick, so hello to all my old friends. No, I’m not in the slammer, just in the desert (Sonora) in a turn around house till July. I really miss all the goings on, but it is what it is. Maybe this year we can fish AND cut bait. I gotta type slow so as not to turn over my can of Coors, which is filled with coffee, I think. How ironic to hear about Chop on the same day I got access. Omen? Good work posters-I gotta go-See you all on the boards soon. P.S.—The Dos Exes guy is the janitor here.

Hola, amigo! If the cerveza is warm...

You might wanna spit it out!

HEY Buddy Boy!!!!

Good to hear from you!!!

Great to hear from you Knoxie!!!
Watch it around that border town

You probably don’t need to hear it but I’m gonna say it. Don’t wander into the wrong place at the wrong time. Looking forward to your return in July.

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