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NFC Championship: New York Giants - San Francisco 49ers Game Thread


Next up, the New York Giants - San Francisco 49ers game. It's a soggy day in the Bay Area, so Candlestick will be a miserable place to be - unless you're a 49ers fan! The weather man calls for rain off and on throughout the game, with winds staying below 20 mph.

The New England Patriots have to be wondering who they want to win this game? Would they want the suffocating San Francisco Defense, or an Eli Manning that seems to thrive in the post season. Personally, I think I'd want to face the 49ers than to tempt karma's cruel hand. Eli and the Big Blue Crew already stumped them once in a Super Bowl...

Enjoy the game!

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Just in case you missed Steven Tyler vocally pissing on the national anthem in New England, worry not.

American Idol to follow the game. Don’t worry, you’ll see a few thousand commercials for it before halftime.

He sounds horrible without the glaring guitar
Prediction on the game?

SF 20 NYG 13

A popular comp for Blackmon is Hakeem Nicks

I wouldn’t spend the number two overall pick on Hakeem Nicks. Does anyone disagree about that? (not the comparison, the Hakeem Nicks as a number two overall part)

I'd pick him that high. His hands are XXXXL, no joke
He is really underrated
he's a good player no doubt

but I’d rather have Johnson, Johnson, Fitzgerald, Green, Jones, etc

They aren't in this draft

I compare him to Nicks or Dez, but wit his head on straight unlike Dez,

I would take him if we do a trade down to 4

Cause I like the physical comparison, and feel Nicks is underrated, and that if they are physically similar than Blackmon’s work ethic will make him better

I really like Nicks

just don’t think I would spend a number two overall pick on him

No way

Middle first-rounder at best…

I think if they are the same physically, Blackmon's work ethic would allow him to be a top level WR

However, at two id take Kalil, but id love to do a trade down to four and get Blackmon more

I'd rather trade down to get 2 picks in the 1st and use one on Jeffery and someone else.

I know his stats aren’t as good, but SC’s QB situation was a complete joke, and he plays in the SEC with way better talent defensively…

I like Blackmon better physically

Jefferey is scary slow

Guess we'll see what their 40s are.
I don't need to see a 40 to know Blackmon is faster

All Jeffery does is out jump people

Go Big Blue...Go Kazoo !

23-17 Giants..
Is George Lukas really raping star wars again?
Yep, and personally I'd take R2
That was a pretty beautiful play.
Shit. Davis again.
Shit. Davis again.
Davis Rollin' on the wheel route!
Looked like he was out, not sure if it's enough to overturn though...
I think he was on the line?
Stood hotdog thing to do after the TD though
Great Throw By Smith!
anyone else want a good TE?

Bradford played his best ball when he had Jermaine Gresham to throw to, and Jermichael Finley is a FA

id love to have finley
That'd be great...

But he’ll be in GB.

Finely would be great

This is what Sam needs, a big security blanket..

didnt finley

have a big drop problem during the season?

Kendricks?

Hope he will step it up nest year and if we get a bonafide TE to join him we will be straight.

I'll give Kendricks a year under Fisher and hi coaches to prove he can be what he was in preseason

Cause right now we have too many needs like O-line, D-line, LB to go and add ANOTHER TE

yeah I think having a good TE to take pressure off of Kendricks in two-TE sets

would do wonders for him

Is a TE that big a player in Schotty's O?
they traded back into the first for Dustin Keller
They also traded for sanchez
that just shows they wanted a QB lol

not sure what you’re getting at there

I really think Keller is overrated

Idk why, I just think some people think he’s better than he is

I agree he's overrated

just saying they traded up for a TE in the first round, so it must be a semi-important position

Yeah, I think I kinda meant I think if someone coaches up Kendricks

He can be at least equal to if not better than Keller

He'll stay in GB
I was just reading acme packing company (the sbnation site for the packers)

and there’s a post on there suggesting that the packers might let him walk

fml

you suck ed

Maybe double this guy...just say'in..

I don't know, I think I'd just leave him uncovered...
So is Baltimore's offense similar to the one were getting?
Hopefully a tad better

Our D can hold their own if the O starts scoring though

Rams D is so underrated, going to surprise a lot of people next year

….if we can score

Sorta, but with a qb most feel can be a true franchise qb
True did you hear what Lloyd said about him?
What?
Basically called him elite

Then basically said the same thing weve been saying all year, you know how at the beginning of the season he laid the ball right on the Receivers hands and they dropped it like a hot potatoe..

Yeah, at the beginning of the year he was doing fine

Then he said “fuck you Gibson, I’m not throwing to you! OH SHIT! Smith just let Babin anally assault me!”

Haha

More like Gibson said
“Hey Sam I did great in the preseason so I’ll take the season off, peace!”

I think the o line and Kendricks did that as well
I think it was worse for Gibson because this was supposed to be his breakout year..
And Smiths, and everyone else who failed this year
I'm thinking

Sam will break out this year and all the doubters will eat their words..

You do understand they're playing for the conference championship, right?

I mean I hate the whiners too… but it’s a bit of a reach to keep saying they suck.

they will forever suck in my eyes

Don't abuse Bill Murray.

Or John Winger, for that matter. But

as I was going to say,

abuse Dewey Oxenberger all you want.

Leave Dewey out of this..
What about Sergeant First Class "Big Toe" Hulka?
How'ya doing, Eisenhower ?
Nicks is hurt! Damn!!!!!!!
The field is going to soup before halftime
Gay soup
Eeeeew! Maybe the Vilage People at halftime? lol
Usually

There is pics of girls in these posts but there is a half naked niner in this one!!

lol I'm sure they'll be here soon... The women, I mean!

Twister anyone?
Careful! Watch the content
That looks fine to me

You can’t see anything

No, it isn't FINE! This is the only warning I'm giving
Doug, I'm not trying to start anything

I

I approve of her attire, who is she?
Maybe our horrible coaching that netted us high draft picks will pay off now that we actually have a good coach...

49ers wouldn’t have Vernon Davis, Aldon Smith, Iupati, Patrick Willis, Anthony Davis, Michael Crabtree, without a revolving door of coaches wasting their defensive talent and offensive line talent.

Unfortunately, not only did our coaches struggle with coaching, they demolished our roster. I supported Spags, but I am really pissed off that he got rid of Selvie, Nelson, Jabara Williams, Thad, and the other young, depth players.

can i add avery to the list?
Great Stop By Niner D!
At this rate, the next penalty or review from Ed Hochuli will sound something like this:

“Prior to the snap, it began to rain. Rain is liquid precipitation, as opposed to non-liquid kinds of precipitation such as snow, hail and sleet. Rain requires the presence of a thick layer of the atmosphere to have temperatures above the melting point of water near and above the Earth’s surface. First and ten, San Francisco.”

Jacobs hit is per run average

Line of scrimage

that was incredibly rams like
I was thinking the same thing until they recovered it
God damnit

Cover up that fumble

You're right joe buck, the 9ers always deal with wet balls
He says the darndest things!
He just said 49ers on top

Damn, he’s gay.

I’ve got wet balls
I’ve got wet balls
They’re such wet balls
And they’re dirty wet balls
And he’s got wet balls
And she’s got wet balls
(But we’ve got the wettest balls of them all)

Gotta love blondes...

i didnt notice she was a blonde for a minute....
Looks repressed - she needs to be free
Agreed, why cants women go topless!?!?!
That's my motto
Here Doug, heres a safe pic for you

http://zrqa.com/blog2/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/50apr16-keeley-hazell-double-bubble.jpg

Is it just me, or does she look oiled up?
It's not just you haha
Looks like light comming through windows
KSR, I don't ask you guys for much when it comes to your choices.

I’ve explained what can happen if you go over the line, not just for you, but to this site. This photo is fine, but I don’t need the “safe pic for you” crap.
We have already had some feedback on other marginal pics from other posts. All I’m asking is that you guys use some common sense and control when you decide on a pic.

Gosh man, I'm MESSING with you

I’m not the one who posted that pic that you felt wasnt fine, and I wouldn’t have, take a joke

I agree actually.

Everyone can look at naughty pix in private, don’t have to share them all.

I wouldn't have posted the pic that was "borderline"

Don’t rain on our parade by getting upset over the girl in this blue bikini

i got no aversion to scantily clad ladies pictures being posted

But this IS a Rams blog, and having our threads filled up with bikini clad women kinda detracts from the respectability of our site as a serious forum for Rams discussion…

It also makes us look like we can’t get laid, which is not helpful to the fact we’re posting on an internet blog lol

Keep it playa mayn

Beautiful catch by Cruz.

God, I wish we had a receiver that could do that even once a year.

Haha that's a pipe dream as a rams fan...
He can be unbelievable
Lloyd does make those kinda catches
If he wasn't a free agent,

I would have redacted that statement.

that is why Danny will make a big difference on those short 3rd downs
Rams receiving corp...

Impossible. They're all white.
and the one on the left

clearly has hands…

"is miller lite a winner because it's made from horse urine?"

Yes.

Then what the hell is Keystone Light made of ?
Mountain goat urine.

Cause it’s from Denver and stuff.

Haha I actually laughed

Natty light or whatever cheap beer Busch makes is made with ram urine and cardinal shit

Dee-licious

And cheep

Natural Light is delicious

for $11.49 a case. At least, that’s what it was going for when I was a broke assed college student.

I’m a firm Yuengling man now.

I like natty ice, more alcohol, same price
I opt for the pricier (and tastier) heavy-weight IPAs when I need more kick.

Dogfish Head is a personal favorite.

90 minute is a favorite
I don't like them that hoppy, but the Boulevard Pale is soooo good

Too bad we rarely get it in Alaska, had it in STL and Idaho

Who doesnt enjoy a nice Skagway

Spruce Tip Ale?

Do you get any Washington brews at all?

Last time I was there I fell in love with the local offering. Mac and Jacks had me at hello.

Oh yeah

Snow Cap is soooo good, and high in alcohol. Maybe I’ll go get some at halftime

Why did Megan Fox have to fade into obscurity?

http://topinews.com/images/orignal_images/tmfit809igqm_1258142192.jpg

Because as beautiful and sexy as she is, she's a terrible actor
Funny how she was the only thing that made people go to some tranformers 1..
Will you post that pic of her for me?

The man women, noooo......
I think that's Steven Tyler
*Looks at her*

Damnit Doug, I’m suspicious now!

But he's never looked better
You ever see the TV series "Las Vegas"?
That show with Nikki Cox?
That show was filled with great looking women.
Sorry, I blinked and missed it

I guess it was on a couple of years but I wasn’t into it

You just joined Doug in the "Mr. Gueermo" group
I'm sure it's an honor

Doug, do we get any discounts on stuff?

hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahha

Omg I hate you for making me burst out laughing at the train station looking at my fone. Made me look like a weirdo haha

I would hopes she's not a good actor, she's an actress

I thought English and grammar were your things?

Actually, I prefer the term actress,

but the Hollywood world thinks it chauvinistic. Trying to be PC and all that… :-)

she faded into obscurity beacause...

i didnt want my girlfriend to be in the media so much. :)

Yeah, I told Kate how I didnt like sharing her body with everyone, but she wouldn't go for it, so I learned to accept it

Thanks for robbing us of Fox you douche, let her live her dream of being an actress! What do you and Michael Bay have against that dream??!?!?!?! Besides Jennifer’s body

shes mine!!!! and no one elses!!!!!!!!!

youd be fine with it if kate didnt shun you.

Kate doesn't shun me

Shes only claiming to date Sanchez cause the “law” says our love is wrong!!!!!!!

damn NY laws!!!!!! move her to virginia!!!

sucks she has to claim “sanchize” over you. thats like claiming the whiners are the best team ever….just not right, or true.

What are Virginia laws again?
gay marraige allowed? lmao

or is it 1st cousin marraiges allowed?

whoa whoa whoa

get your Virginia’s straight, buddy! That’s WV

ahhh sorry man

didnt know which virginia it was. WV it is then

that very important line

is the difference between kissing your sister on the mouth, and dental plan options

Whatev, I know Mexico the legal age of consent in Mexico is 12, which is why I'm not raising my kids there, that's messed up
See this here shotgun

Marry my daughter or I’ll blast ya!

but Dad I don't want to!
let's leave the great state of VA out of this!
Nice play there - TD Giants...
What a play by Manning.
Had to make the trip home listening to the end of the early game

F the Pats……you happy RG31? Are you?

Lol

Like I said I just wanna see a Pats vs Giants Rematch..

We just have to hope one of these teams crushes them...

I hate them so much!

not one of them...

The NYG!

Well that's best case scenario

But if the Niners make it I’ll be rooting for them, not the Pats…

Great Drve By The Giants!
Well eff me

Say what you will about Bomani Jones, but he just wrote one of the best pieces I’ve seen on JoePa/Penn St. And no, I’m not just carrying water for a SB Nation teammate. It’s just that fuckin good

I like Bomani on that shitty ESPN show with Reali
hey 3k I'm thirsty

do you think you could bring me some water?

not gonna lie

actually LOLed at that

I like that he has SBNation written on the belt on ATH
106.7 the Fan at 2PM EST tomorrow if you wanna hear more from Lavar

He’s got a great radio show in Northern VA. No doubt he’ll be speaking about his experience at great length tomorrow. It’s a 5 hour show, but you can catch the podcast on 1067thefandc.com if you can’t tune into the show. Either way, it’s good stuff

i listen to

LaVar and Dukes everyday on the ride home from work. Fram A Lam.

haha......great show

I’d imagine Lavar will be pretty passionate tomorrow. It was an interesting read you posted. I didn’t know thats how he felt about JoePa. I’ll definitely be tuning in

i lost $100 because of the 9ers last week,

i better not lose 150 this week…

Damn, I'm not balsy enough to bet that much
Wow Smith, could he have been more open, and could that have been a worse pass...
did you expect anything better from smith?
No, but I still like pointing out how he sucks...
thats more then fine by me :) cause he fkn sucks bad
This shit's getting nasty.

Personal fouls, irrational behavior. I love it.

What A Weak Call!
Good job V.Davis, another 15-yarder...
Great Run By Gore!
On a crappy wet Candlestick field

While still raining, These teams still look faster than the Rams do on the turf.

That's cause their knees aren't broken
andy lee is a huge part of this 49ers gameplan and team
Another Manswers fact

Men care more about Ass than Tits..

I know that it's true, but I forget why
you're gonna have to change your signature,

now that we hired BS as our OC

Guys like round things and ass has more round
I actually asked a docter and he said

A chick with a bigger ass can carry a baby, even though men don’t think about it, we subconsciously see it without seeing it..

Subconsciously we want a girl with a plump ass

But a pair of C’s or D’s better be on top of that plump assed girl

as long as the T&A fits, its more then fine with me
how does practicing medicine help someone answer that question

or do you just assume doctor = smart so you ask them random questions.

Haha the second one

I would figure they would know..

It only takes an average intellicence to be a doc

They are no brighter

That makes me less confident about going to the doc..
They do get a lot of practice
i'd say it take above average intelligence, the MCAT is genuinely tough

and the average person is pretty f**king stupid.

I personally am concerned that the child be fed well.
And Idc what they say, I'm in love with tits

I don’t know why I thought I that song

Haha same here

I can deal with a chick with little ass but I can’t deal with a chick with no tits..

agreed,

i like a decent amount of both though, i dont need HUGE on either.

i just need it to look natural
That's also true..
I don't actually prefer the ass either way, and I don't like big ass

I just want it to be hot, usually small but plump lol. Tits are where it’s at

Firm, that is the only word you need to know.
Yep, I might be alone here, but I like a nice small ass

Thoughts?

i agree.

as long as the parts fit and look good, i dont care if there big or small.

Agreed

A short girl with a pair of D’s is kinda weird looking at times

I have no problem with

implants but there should be a limit haha

No prob with implants, nothing wrong with fixing an A cup
a cup i can understand in some cases
natural is always better.

no matter what. just my opinion though.

Hmm

Don’t think I’ve ever touched implanted boobs, can you tell by the fell or something?

I've been fortunate enough, and yeah.

You can definitely tell.

....going back to 'firm'

mmhmm

I really don't care, there boobs

Just as long as they look good and are attached to a good looking woman

never felt either, but

just by seeing many fake pairs, there not as soft and kinda hard from what i understand. unatural is best way to describe in my opinion.

That's what I hear, they just feel unnatural

But others say when you’re grabbing them it doesn’t matter..

im sure

in the heat of the moment you could care less. but if you ever focus on them, your sure to notice. i rather have a girl with smaller natual breasts then bigger fake ones.

Unless they are A small, correct!
*?, not !
like i said, depends on the body.

if they fit them right even at A cup, it might not be ideal, but i wont complain

A cup is never a fit, any girl can have a B or even probably a small C and look natural
idk

im against plastic sugery in any way, even with boobs. i like all natural no matter how it comes.

Ehh, I don't really care

If it isn’t just the girl getting them cause someone told her to. If she genuinely wants to get bigger boobs, Im fine with it. Don’t fix your A just cause a guy told you to

understandable

true enough on your points if its an A cup woman.

I'm don't personally want a girl with A's, but if she's amazing I wouldn't give a crap

But she should only get implants if she really wants them, not just cause she thinks guys would like her better

Yea, the bigger ones just look even faker

The whole time you’re staring at them you’re thinking there’s no fucking way..

B or C implants, the problem is girls get D and I'll
*up, not I'll
True, the futher up the less real they look..
Cause they are boobs, they are great either way
true enough i agree
Yeah, implant only if it's an A cup

Cause you don’t have any of your an A, firmer and less soft B or C is better than A

How often do you see nthe cut marks?
underneath the boob

so never. I’ve actually seen it where incisions come from the side, near the armpit, so their nowhere near the goods

I'm sure I have seen some underneath the boob though
ikr

thats just awkward at that point.
if there skinnt and everything fits thats fine, if there bigger and everything fits, im fine with it. abnormal stuff is bad though like king sam presented

If you are really skinny, don't get D implants

B or C. Let’s look at Holly Madison, she’s got an amazing body (or at least in her prime she did, idk what she looks like now) with implants that despite the size, work with her body

i dunno what you mean by care, but the ass is more of a deal breaker for me

you can only go so wrong with tits, but there are some pretty disastrous asses.

Example: A woman that gets stuck in a chair, has a fat ass
Ezample: If the woman you slept with last night comes out of the bathroom with an "L" shaped skid mark on her butt, she has a fat ass
I'm good with a small fit ass

Im not fine with an A cup

I think you need to date a few more women before you judge.
any more than a mouthful is a waste
Haha I always thought it was anymore than a handful...
Wait till he figures out that intelligence and a sense of humor can make a woman even more beautiful
This is true

i’d rather take a funny intelligent girl average chick than a dumb sexy stuck up one..

True, agreed
haha, I love how you throw 'average' in there

as if it’s not possible for a funny, intelligent girl to be sexy

Not say that they can't

Just making a statement..

and beer
Beer is fine, can't stand a chick that smokes..
Agreed as well
depends on what she smokes
Ok

A girl that smokes cigarettes, can’t mess with, breath stinks and teeth start to look nasty..

my gf

smokes barely and breath is fine. teeth fine too.

One of the few...
but i know its different for a non smoker

who dates a smoker. so i understand your point

Alright cool

I understand yours as well

Yeah, true. I like kind of laid back and mellow girls and pot goes with that sometimes
Same here, stuck up chicks annoy the hell out of me..
i smoke

so if she smokes it makes it even better

cigarettes i mean
Enjoy your cancer together
...at closing time... last call beauty is proof there is a devil
I'll deal with that tommorrow
coyote ugly style!
...and the comments from your friends that saw you leave with her.. Ouch!
when you've slept with a chick

and YOU butthole hurts……….something went terribly wrong!

YOUR*
LOL!

When I was in college, soem buddies of mine and I watched a friend take this transvestite out to his car. 20 minutes later, he came running back in the bar with this look of horror on his face I’ll never forget. We laughed so hard guys had beer coming out of their noses

Oh I know, I can't stand a stupid girl, or anyone stupid for that matter

And i dont need to date any more women to give my preferences

you know what they say

‘its whats on the outside that counts’

So we are looking for a woman who is intelligent, funny, likes beer, has about a C, a firm ass, and is also not someone who needs a bag on their face

Im sure there are enough for all of us, not

Yup!
I think I'll settle for girls who say hi to me
Thats a hell of a start
They gotta acknowledge your existence first of all
Exactly!
Yeah, if they don't say hi, how are they gonna consent?
Say hi to them. If they don't respond move on.

Her loss.

That's outside my comfort zone
just pull it out

if they want it, they’ll say hi…….if not, you’ll go to jail. You’ve got nothing to lose!

Bradshaw is a workhorse!
Bradshaw doesn't go down easy

(except in SF) said Uncle Buck.

Bowman

Is a tremendous LB! Giants punt!

He definitely stepped up when Willis was injured
He Is Something Else!
get the ball to lloyd!

wtf are you doing mcdaniels! GAH I’M CONFUSED WHO ARE THESE TEAMS

Lmao, you confused me for a minute.
I hate

Giant Dildoes!

Umm, wrong blof
Er, uh... OK... lol
I know my dog is awesome cause she's actually watching the game right now

And her ears move back and forth depending on what’s happening

Is company not over??
Nope, what company anyway?
Your tag line?
^

^

Hah forgot

I’ve been on my phone so it doesn’t show up. My gf has been on my lappy :(

That sounds good

I think – hope so for your sake.

Oh, lappy = lap top

sorry. She needs to change lappies

Isn't Nastia Liukin's career pretty much over? The women usually only get to be in one olympics right?
It sucks being a rams fan in the bay area...

49ers bandwagoners EVERYWHEEEERE

I used to live in New England area, so when they got Brady I assure you it was worse.

Not to mention the 01 super bowl…

Lee will probably save the 49ers 3 points here if he booms one
Let's get Nicks a JustinKing
Chances that King is on the roster next year?
if they're better than zero, I'll be upset
Same as the chances of me cheering for the 49ers
Victor Cruz is awesome...
He could have been passed over with all the other more experienced WRs on the team

That would have been a damn shame.

Should've started Cruz over Nicks
how was this not obvious?
What is with Hoc today
uh oh.........31 yard field goal try!!
F U, Cundiff
He almost killed our FF team today
I killed it, remember?
wouldn't it have helped if we still had Flacco and Rice?
We still have Welker and Gostowski from the Pats
A QB has so much more scoring potential
The good news is that we have a pretty good lead going into the Super Bowl based on things so far
Who do we have remaining after Cundiff screwed us?
Welker, Nicks, Davis, Goskowski and SF DEF
2 TDs for Davis
plus over 100 rec yrds

Welker only had 5.3 points today

I have the point totals up in the FF post for the 1st game
Tynes always makes me nervous, lol.
Who says scamper off in a football game?
It was the proper word though I think...
How about

Run they asses off the field

They have been saying it for a long, long time

or headed for the tunnel

Must be something Sumerall started
I wonder how many more guys like Cruz are out there waiting to be signed
is anyone going to watch the pro bowl next week
Sure! It's football
But it kinda has that preseason feel
For about two seconds it is
I would like to point out what the announcers did not about Vernon Davis...if you subtract the 30 yards in penalties from his stupidity then he actually only has 43 yards!!!

Man that guy is such a chump

They still resulted in a TD
But potentially killed two other scoring drives.
Wasn't it a 73 yard TD?
Yes, but he also owns two personal foul penalties which set the team back -30 yards which is a net gain of 43
True but still 6 pts
I wonder if harbaugh will call a suprise onside
hey doug

when are we continuing the mock draft?

NEVER! THAT WAS SO AWFUL!
You should have known it wouldn't be a quick as the other drafts

Everyone had to draft for teams they knew nothing about

At 7pm, right?
uhhhhh it's 8:30 my time

I thought it was supposed to be at seven my time (EST)

Really? Whoooops! I'll go see if they are there and miss us
I was just there

and it was only like one person lol and no Ramrocker

So no rush?
no I have all night lol

I was just wondering if I missed anything

We get to pick as many players as we want!

That depth chart of your is great by the way

what depth chart?
The draft depth chart you DB and Will not be defeated put together
ohhhh yeah they just sent that to me

that’s all db and will

3 and out!

That Niner D isn’t giving much ground.

Nice go Giants hahaha
That A. Smith body slam was AWESOME!
It may give Sam flashbacks if he's watching
gaaah even when I don't watch the rams it's like I'm rooting for the rams
Nice Run By Kendall Hunter!

Okla Stae Cowboy!

why is hoculi explaining every call?
He Loves The Spotlight
He's just mad because nobody in the booth talks about his muscles anymore

LMAO!!!! Poor ED!
That Was A Close Call!

Tuck just penalized 5 yards for running into the kicker.

is that sound 49ers fans booing or giants fans saying cruz?
Is Nicks out?
He is in Doug
Davis is coring HUGE FF points again
about 22?
The roster should hit 100+ points again this week
Thats great without a full team
SF DEF has 11 points at this stage
How many did Baltimore's wind up with

I don’t know the scoring rules.

I didn't score them since they weren't starting for us.

I use this site to do the scoring:
http://www.cheatsheetwarroom.com/blog/post/standard-fantasy-football-scoring-system.aspx

The Ravens DEF had 6 points
I looked at thats site briefly and thought it was close

Without looking up the stats for that game. 1 pt for pts allowed. I thought they had three ints though. Woth 6 pts alone.

Yahoo Sports Boxscore only shows 2 ints

Each DEF starts out with 10 points, the lose points as the opposing teams scores based on the scoring chart on the site

So:

1 sack = 1 point
2 int=4
Points Allowed = 1 point

OK, I was wrong about the 3 ints then
another point, Doug
Add in the earlier points:

62.52 in the NE v BAL game
2.6 for hicks
22.1 for Davis
11 for SF DEF
Total so far: 98.22

I think the latter

That’s what they do in NY – nice support all the way across the company.

Cruz Is Heating Up
Great Return By Williams!
special teams is having a huge impact
pssst they are looking for vernon davis
The O-Line Gave Smith Great Protection On That Play!
You'd think the Giants would double the ONE deep threat they have, but no, they don't....
Chip Kelly to Tampa!!!! Won't have to deal with him anymore!
i would like to see him succeed,

whats your team?

Pressure!

That Niner D is bringin’ It !

Giants offense not looking as good as the Saints

despite not having 5 turnovers.

how did we put up 27 points again
Spags promised free ice cream after the game
i thought it was skittles?
You could mix that in if you wanted to
as much as i hate the 9ers,

seeing someone not get up is never a good thing..

yeah he got laid the fuck out

I hope he’s okay

the worst was watching that rutgers player get paralyzed,

i was watching the game on a plane.

I never saw that

but it’s some scary shit

it was in 2010 against army,

he hit a PR, and as soon as he did he went stiff, you knew it wasnt good.

yeah I heard about it

and that really sucks I feel bad for that kid

Worst I remember is McGill getting kicked in the head by Dempsey

He went down like a wet rag. Knew it was bad when I saw it.

especially if they get to play in 2 weeks and he doesn't
Saw his head and leg move a few times. I think.
Somebody wipe dat lense!
first time I've seen this ad

can’t believe they actually put rams in there

With RAvens losing

at least we don’t have to listen to the HArbaugh bowl crap for two whole weeks.

instead,

it will be the “superbowl rematch”

But what about Tebow?
That ship has sailed

quietly into the sunset I think.

Yeah - off the edge of the world

here's hoping the 49ers struggle next year as has been the pattern in the NFC West

instead of dominating the next few years…

I don't know how Sam Bradford will survive playing them

with our o line

Simple Looney is gone

Maybe someone can actually teach them something and have an actual plan.

I hope the Rams can rise up and knock them back to reality.
whoever was asking for a justin king, this is the best chance of that happening
Niners D is in straight control right now.

G-men look lost out there.

why is eli holding onto the ball so long...
They need to trade ELI

and draft RGIII. Oh wait wrong QB.. sorry my bad. LOL

TD Giants
Who scored the TD?
If they throw the flag the receiver touched the ball

Not a TD but Giants ball

if it is overturned where is the ball spotted
Live ball isn't it
Should have been.

But since they blew the play dead, it can only be spotted at where it was touched or recovered. I think.

The announcer said no advance
let's just blindly follow whatever the announcers say...

i guess chris long over came his fathers up bringing…

Yes, but it should be overturned

Of course it’s Ed though…

This is a sobering reality.

He’s looking at the screen and curling 85 pound dumbbells.

Needs to work out the thing in his head more...
Personal foul - and I have a mouth fulla mush
that is bs if the giants fail to score a TD here.

It should be like in tennis where a serve that is called out and reversed to be called in can be called an ace by the chair ump. No one was going to catch Philips.

wow

he actually made the right call for once.

That was an innacurate explanation of why it wasn't a TD, but whatever, right call...
The giants need the shurmur offense
I don't think it's necessary to boo every time the Giants advance the ball SF fans...
Stupid holding call ruining this opportunity
Nevermind

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

NOW GUARD VERNON DAVIS
Don't worry, they'll put king on him.
Maybe he's a carrier for the injury virus we had...
Audi commercial is awesome...
I hate it lol

sooo bad…

Great Throw By Eli!
Manning Has Taken Some Good Shots

And is hanging tough in the pocket.

That balloon helmet is working
gotta take advantage of the new kickoffs rule...
Kyle Williams

Trying to make up for his mistake. Nice return of 40 yards.

Worst commercial EVER - Bud, you can do better than that
All their commercials for the past couple years have been crap...
Must be the Belgian thing
Kick coverage...

Don't let Alex do that!
Every single Giants player was held on that play...
Great Runs By Smith And Hunter!
Are you a Niners fan?
Davis is going to get another TD
No no no no no no
Worst fake ever Alex
want to know how i know alex is a moron?
Sure (I'm going to regret this)
how ?
it was rhetorical ( see fake fumble play) but just because i can...

there is some serious homophobia in this thread today
Davis was open
The cost of having Alex Smith as QB
God I feel bad that the team I want to lose least is the 49ers

Why can’t we have a good underdog story or something in the playoffs?

Tebowe!!!!

You had 7 weeks of that crappy underdog story. That is enough

He said "underdog" not "annoying"
True that

+1 LOL

Why couldn't the Titans or someone make the playoffs?

Or the Rams??gah

I actually thought the Titans had a chance to squeak into the postseason
I was kind of shocked to see them at 9-7

Hasselbeck still has a little left I guess

I have to admit the guy impressed me. I thought they'd go to Locker down the strech though
I'm excited to see what Locker can do

QB situation could be real interesting there in the summer

Totally agree. I think Locker has a chance to have a break out year next season

The Titans need a few WRs though. Britt is hurt too much

Good thing they have Avery!
3 points 49ers win!
Take that back!
no I was joking about the kickoff through the uprights
Looks like 49ers

are playing not to lose now.

1 catch for Niners receivers, LOL...
Eli is going to throw an int...
Andy Lee is the fucking mvp
i wonder if cruz

has made eli forget who steve smith is..

Did Steve Smith even play this year for Philadelphia?
i think so, limited.

imagine if they had a QB..

michael vick isn't a qb lol?
i dont believe in him lol
Eli moves them down the field for TD, and I might have to stop making fun of him
i'm assuming you meant in the other direction...
Eli is holding onto the ball so long...
The Eli of a couple years ago would have thrown an INt instead of eating the ball
they really should run quicker developing plays
Both D-Lines Are Just Nasty!
Whos NYs coach, Coughlin?

Hes not clapping. He looks pissed.

He always looks pissed during a game... Kind of like he smells something bad? lol
His face isn't as red

as I have seen it before.

Hes pacing back and forth and yelling
Hemorrhoids?
That last pass by Manning would give anybody roids.
It's New Jersey
HORRIBLE CALL!
are they releasing every single star wars in 3d
The Runner Did Not Stop His Attempt

To continue to fight for yardage!

Dude, he's not even in uniform, lol...
Giants are fucked
Alex Smith

Giants have a chance.

1:47 left Niners ball

You know we’re gonna have to live through the Alex Smith love-fest if he lead them to win…

*leads them to a win
Alex Smith 60 yard td naked boot run
would anyone be upset if we signed braylon edwards?
What was that? Sky hook?
Well, 18 seconds later, punt time!
I've said this like 60 times, by Andy Lee will probably make another huge play that could save the game
Alex Smith 0-11 on 3rd down

thanks for the incomplete passes to stop the clock,

ELI Has Time To Win It!
Time to strap on that bubble head
who is the 4th receiver for the giants anyways
Has Cruz lost his mojo
I think he's banged up... Hurt himself last drive.
He looks worn out

doesnt he.

He was making plays everywhere

Now he is not quite making plays

BRADSHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clutch throw by Manning.

Bought time and got it off right before he got hit? Yeah, that was pretty impressive.

Robert Griffin III and Luck's mobility is really going to ratchet up the price of our pick
C'mon Eli.....huh, wait..

He looks like that little alien from the Flintstones
The Great Kazoo !
braylon edwards to the rams?
Well, they obviously aren't using him in SF...
Hell No!
he was productive under BS?
Doesn't he have drop problems?
At least he might catch some of the time, so it'd be an upgrade...
Doesn't everyone on the Rams have drop problems?

This guy has some skill

Yea bring a dude that already has drop problems here, sounds full proof..
he caught a lot of sanchez's HORRIBLE passes...
Still no

Rather pay DJax or get Blackmon..

Right, he's still much better than anyone on the Rams (except Lloyd)
still not as good as anybody on the niners
Yea that's setting the bar high..
He would be cheap, and he would have size.

also he has experience, if we resign lloyd i say draft kalil and sign edwards.

And then Amendola is a 3/4 guy

Much better suited there

He would be leader material
Good doesn't outweigh the bad

Plus doesn’t he have off the field issues?

He got in a nightclub fight once I think

But he donated a ton in scholarships to Cleveland kids

He wouldn't be my first choice, I'll leave it at that..
We could get him on a cheap one year deal and he could be a good 2nd WR option (if we g et Lloyd)
Yea

I’m looking for a wr for Sam to grow with not a quick fix..

I would love one of those

I’m more in the draft Kalil camp at this point though

Yea but if we did trade down with the Browns

we could probably get Floyd or Alshon at the 22 spot..

Aren't the Browns picking 5th?

Where are we getting 22 from

Two of their first and some more for our pick

and they have to 4th and 22nd pick in the first..

I am all for that

If we can get #4 and #22 for our the #2 pick, we could get Kalil and a WR

Alshon or Floyd both have #1 ablitiy

Plus if we keep floyd they wouldn’t have to step into that spot right away..

i think this plus kalil,
Floyd or Alshon in the draft

Or DJax is still fairly young in FA

if they fall to 33rd, i would be ecstatic...

if we pick blackmon and alshon is still there at 33, i will shoot someone…

That would be great..
i'm saying,

if we have the opportunity to have kalil/alshon and instead we draft blackmon, i will be upset.

Yea I'm a Blackmon fan

but that would piss me off as well

i think alshon/lloyd/amendola

would be an insane combo…

Yea speed on one side

and power on the other and hopefully kendricks progresses as well

what are the chances that floyd/alshon

fall to 33?

If they have a good combine, 0

If they blow at the combine, a good chance..

He did give about $1 million in scholarships away this year
He basically played for free this season, didn't he?
there is probably a 99% that Eli has a head injury right now
I think Eli is elite

But will never be good enough because of his bro..

where is david tyree?
Almost SB catch #2 right there...
amazing coverage by willis
Watch this get returned for a TD
No way Weatherford doesn't kick this out of bounds.
Here I sit, corrected.
I was almost right, he had a TON of room...
if only the giants had drafted janikowski...
correction..

if only the giants Baltimore had drafted janikowski…

They aren't playing the Rams.
19 Seconds For The Niners
Eli Has Taken A Beating!

One tough Hombre’!

Smith sacked, lol...
They should knee it...
even with the new rules, i'm not sure about football overtime.

I’d still like to see this one go to overtime though.

Come on Eli's team

We need Hoculi to describe this and calculus
Tails - the Giants will play sideways
This is where the network cuts away to American Idol... lol
Heidi...?
Gooood memory! I forgot all about that
That's twice the Niners ran into each other and missed a sure pick...
Star crossed luvas
They're still the NFC West

Even though they played great against the Saints

I would trade our #2 pick to the giants....

For victor Cruz and NY’s first and second round picks

Why would they want it?
No idea...

I was just sayin lol

Crap, the Niners might win this...

If they score now they win right?

No one knows
Apparently Buck does, so we're good...
The Giants have had the ball

so yes

I think so? There is something about a Dragon and witch in the OT rules... :-)
and returning the artifact Pigskin of Lombardi to its resting place called the end zone
and rings and middle earth
Tolkien screwed up the NFL... lol
Smith is trying too many dangerous throws
How has he not been picked yet?
Patrick Willis is such a fucking terror.
I really hope JL55 can become like Patrick Willis...
He can if he gets soem OLB help
Animal Jr. Is very good,

but hopefully he can make the step up from guys like Beason, Dansby, Derrick Johnson? (or he is on the next, higher level?) and Ruud, to Ray Lewis and Patrick Willis,

Great Hit By Willis!
This has been rather enjoyable

I had to get a post up about Arsenal and then do some ish at mi casa, so I’ve been off the map most of the day. But these two games have been damn entertaining.

wtf it was 3rd and 3, just go for some shorter routes
Kyle Williams, you poor, poor man.
and both games come down to special teams...
Kyle is going to disneyland with cundiff
Man that's harsh for Kyle Williams.

Bad day being a backup return man.

Basically blew the game single-kneededly...
We need to get this guy on our team...
Jon Gruden?

That you?

No, I'm Chucky!

So yes actually…

Lee Evans And Kyle Williams!

They are the sickest men on earth!

No, Cundiff is with them...
LMAO!!!!

And the kicker makes three! LMAO!

Just kick the FG
that's what i'm saying,\

all you need is a fumble…

Yes

and they should know. They blew a game a long time ago running the ball instead of taking a knee. The runner fumbled and the D scored a TD.

i'm not sure if even a playoff system can determine the best team
It can't

The college way is better, besides lining up in FG range..

Dear 49ers

Won't you be my f-in neighbor??
yes

That goes from me too!!

Thats just beautiful, man.
The scores are up in the FF post
Dear 49er fans

See picture above.

hey what's everyone up to?
farting and reading Schopenhauer
I didn't realize how tiny Tom Coughlin is.
good game giants! i'm $150 richer...
While I can't stand the Pats

a G-Men/Pats rematch is pretty cool

G-Men / Pats rematch.

Should be a good one.

wooooooooooooooooooooo

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well 42 was one of the best Super Bowls I've ever seen

Let’s hope the rematch is just as good

Damn I get the SB I wanted and SF loses great day..
Will they call Spags ?
Happy harbaugh day everybody
who mom and dad going to root for now
Nobody watchin the superbowl at their place
Great Game By Giants!

Pats and Giiants Superbowl Bound

so what do I win for calling the score at the beginning of the thread?
should have went down to vegas... lol
You get my 4th round pick for the 49ers in the draft
McDelusional

better not get a ring before the rams…

He was with the Pats when they won all 3, I believe.
i'm talking about from here on out.. and im pretty sure the rams got theirs first
I see a high scoring SB coming

We need it after that shit of an NC game we had..

Oh my...

Derek Weatherford slo-mo replay, screaming:

“WE’RE GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!”

Did anyone else see that?

All over it
I thought it was going to be about the fucking low snap - but it was definitely the Super Bowl
Thats what I thought at first, too.

But lip reading the words “FUCKING SUPER BOWL” has proven to be pretty easy to do.

Hell of a hold though, I must say.

Yup.
I'm sure Deadspin or some other blog outlet will hook us up with a gif.
Good both Harboughs go home today glad the niners lost
Great Season By The Niners

What a job by Harbaugh!

True, he changed the way that team thinks and plays.
SB prediction

35-31 Pats..

Weird stat?

Eli Manning has the most road playoff wins as a starting QB in NFL history

I suddenly need hot wings
Random comment

The cards are interviewing Hue Jackson for QB coach. Man I wish we would do the same.

From here on out, I will refer to that coach as:

Huge Action. No specific reason, other than it’s just more fun to type out and read.

He's shouldn't be THAT desperate - yet.
Jesum H Crow

So it looks like Chip Kelly really is going to leave Oregon to coach the Buccaneers…

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yeah just said this on twitter but it's worth repeating:

If Chip Kelly and Jim Tressel are both NFL head coaches next season, then they mayans were right.

Anyone ever heard of footballscoop.com?

I haven’t; they’re saying we’re going to hire the Falcons’ O-line coach.

Wish the Giants could sign Spags as a consultant

That would really make this rematch amazing!

Terry is trying to interview Victor Cruz,

and is being verbally assaulted by a drunk, presumably rich old broad on camera.

that is not a presumption

old white ladies are not allowed in NFL locker rooms unless they can buy and sell everyone in said locker room combined.

Young man - I need that towel you have wrapped around you

Whereas in the Oliver Stone-iverse,

teams are generally owned by privileged Cameron Diaz types, who invade locker rooms filled with pornstar-sized phallus and Al Pacino.

Kyle Williams

is getting Twitterraped

Glad to see that 49er fans are reasonable and nice people.

Bunch of assholes.

to be fair we are assholes too

Chris Long quit twitter because fans kept talking shit to him

Which is pretty sad, considering the year he had.

I blame Spags for firing Todd Hewitt.

Blame spags for everything.
All of this hubbub about assistant and position coaches, but the real question remains:

who is our motherfucking equipment manager?

What about the hedges?
that's the REAL question
Pretty sure that every player on the rams that wasn't Steven Jackson during the 1-15 season

Was harassed.

he quit this season though
Which is odd seeing as how this and his last seasons were great.
I know some people are just straight up assholes

not sure what they get out of taunting players on their own team, especially the really good ones

Strange indeed....
I wonder what Billy Cundiff's Twitter account looks like....
Tst war room updated
IT'S DRAFT SEASON BITCHES
I hope everyone knows how to get there

I have it so anyone can view it but if you guys want to somewhat limit it to just our members, I’m open for ideas.

whatever's cool with you

is cool with me

... What?
if he wants to limit it or keep it public

it’s cool with me either way

What are you guys talking about?
he has a google doc with out TST player rankings

that doubles as the TST war room for the live mock drafts on mocking the draft

I'll try this

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AqJKlWx4r50EdG5qNjRXSGFoak9UZF9HRUluNThGVEE&hl=en_US#gid=0

I think I need to eliminate the big board page and just go with the player BPA by position page

too conflicting, what do ya think?

I don't know

the overall big board could help us out if we ever disagree too much on who to pick

we need to come up with some sort of formula for ranking the overall big board though
We can start a new sheet with anything on it we want including all duplicate info

and the big board was so outdated , I went ahead and deleted it.

alright

I’m gonna try to come up with some sort of formula so when we put together our final big board, it actually makes sense

Did Aaron Dobson make it onto the list? :-)
at least the bpa by position page will do more over the next week
I also wonder how long it's going to take to hear the Alex Smith hate talk.

Didn’t hear nothing but 9er fans hating on him going into this season then he does well then sure he had 2 td’s this game but had a poor completion percentage and 0 completions on the most important down, 3rd down.

I suddenly feel better knowing that the 69ers wont be going to the superbowl
Hey fuckers,

We better have a meet-up at a Rams actual home game next season. As soon as schedules get released, the wheels are in motion!

I myself am going to have to try and make one this season..
For sure man

As soon as the schedule comes out, me you and Van need to get on the ball!

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