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2012 NFL Mock Draft: Robert Griffin III Is Going Pro, Let The Trade Talk Begin

The St. Louis Rams got some good news today, albeit news that was widely expected. According to Chris Mortensen of ESPN, Baylor quarterback Robert Griffin III will inform his coach at Baylor of his intention to head to the NFL this year.

The Colts have done everything but legally lock down Andrew Luck as the top pick in the 2012 NFL Draft. That makes Griffin this year's consolation prize, and a very good one at that. For all the doubts and questions heaped upon Cam Newton last spring, Griffin is being showered with adulation for his cannon arm, pinpoint accuracy and elite athleticism.

What exactly does this mean for the Rams?

Star-divide

While his decision to enter the draft comes as no surprise, it makes official the possibility that the Rams can swap their second pick to one of those teams in need of a quarterback in a move that would fetch a bonanza of additional draft picks, an instant turnaround, just add water.

A mock draft out recently from Andrew Perloff at SI.com supposed just such a scenario, one in which the Cleveland Browns trade their two first rounders and more to the Rams. In that situation, Perloff sees the Rams drafting Oklahoma State WR Justin Blackmon with the fourth pick and North Alabama CB Janoris Jenkins with the 22nd pick, which the Browns picked up in the Julio Jones trade last year.

Jenkins is a character risk that I'd be willing to take, one that the previous administration would have avoided because he got a misdemeanor pot possession charge while playing at Florida.

They might also consider an offensive lineman with that pick.

But here's another consideration that you should brace yourself for: the Rams don't trade down or they trade with someone else who can't deliver two first round picks.

It was hinted at in a report out of Cleveland that the Browns might be looking to trade down. Yes, trade down again. Maybe it's just keeping their options open, but it's entirely possible.

There's also the possibility that some team might swing a deal with the Vikings, who pick third. Plenty of possibilities to consider here.

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Yes trade down is on

Is this what fisher was waiting for ?

If the Rams trade down to Cleveland and still get Blackmon. GOLDEN!
Dream Draft

We trade down with Cleveland getting their 2 first round picks and their 2nd round pick. Trade back down to 7 or 8(or lower?) and get(extra picks) Floyde and then Alshon falls to our 2nd pick in the first and grab him. Lamar Miller with the 1st pick in 2nd round and DT/OLB with Clevelands 2nd round pick via trade. Add LaMicheal James(depth/SJ gettin older) in the 3rd or 4th. Then DT, OLB and o-line depth the rest of the way(bpa). Get the best o-tackle available through free agency and move Smith to LG(new coaching staff could make a big difference with o-line). That’s 4 offensive playmakers, run defence, and solidify our o-line in an offseason. Anyone think(hope) this could happen? Thoughts and comments welcome. Superbowl! Go Rams!

i think id shit my pants

if the Rams somehow got Blackmon, DeCastro and Lamar Miller.

that’s my dream scenario

This

I would grab a free agent WR in this case because I don’t believe Lloyd will be back and we need playmakers to score points.

What are the chances DeCastro falls to the 22nd pick? He’s a beast and would do wonders for our new RB tandom imo.

Yes keep trading down and end up with UFL quality players just like Devaney use to get for us lol please
UFL Players?

Daveney couldn’t draft for shit. New coach new gm. 7th or 8th pick in the draft won’t get UFL players

If the Rams fail to trade

out of either the #2 overall pick or first overall pick of day 2, I will enter the season with very little faith. They are sitting on diamond-encrusted gold bars which they have to spend wisely.

Hindsight sucks, but how many here would have taken Carolina’s first round pick this year over Rodger Saffold at #33 last year?

If left with #2 pick

I would take the best player and the one that 4 or so others would love to have. I’d take RG111 and let them all offer their best. I would let it be known ahead of the draft if we aren’t able to trade down that we would take him. We could possibly trade him for someone named Jackson plus more. Just throwing this in the wind.

If everyone collaborated (though unlikely)

We would be put in a tough spot, sitting with two franchise quarterbacks and no help for either of them. But still, the idea has merit for sure!

Interestingly

Several mocks, including ESPNs, don’t even have Alshon Jeffery in the 1st round, though I’m sure his stock will rise….

I noticed that as well...

not sure if we really NEED two WR’s but would be great to trade with Cleveland and land Blackmon with the number 4 pick then an OT with the second first round pick. Day two grab Alshon with our first pick. That would def. give Bradford more weapons but I know our team has alot more holes to fill than just WR. I would be incredibly upset if we dont end up with Blackmon, the only WR I see being close to as good as Blackmon would be Alshon. In my opinion our priority should be Blackmon,Jeffreys,and Kalil. If we trade back and miss out on Blackmon (which I hope and pray it doesnt happen) then I would be ok with Alshon, dont see Floyd,Sanu,or Kendall Wright as players who would fit what we need.

This might be the draft the Rams actually get it right...

Trade down with Cleveland…because they aren’t going to let McCoy start another game for them…get Blackmon with pick 4 and I like the idea McLovin had with drafting Janoris Jenkins and allowing him and Fletcher to grow together…Ron Bartell won’t be the same after breaking his neck…get yourself some line help (Offensive and Defensive) and possibly a change of pace back…and there’s your building blocks for the future…

trade with miami and pick up brandon marshall

y is noone talking about a trade with miami? i think that team would want griffen more then anyone seeing as how they have already publically said they are dissapointed with chad henne.

Because Brandon Marshall is a headcase...

and is getting up their in age. He might only be good for the next 2-3 years. We need a young WR to grow with Bradford, not some old mental case who thinks he is god’s gift to the NFL.

**** that!

i dont want that bi-polar psycho on the rams!! leave marshall in miami!

These are the Drafttek needs for St.Louis

WRF – 2
LOT – 2
ROT – 3
RBF – 4
WRP – 4

DT – 2
OLB – 2 early/mid
CB – 2 early

are these right?

based on need not number :)
uhm, yeah don't know what WRP and WRF and RBF...mainly the last letter I'm confused with
sorry

Featured Wide Receiver vs Possession Wide Reciever, Featured Running Back vs A RBC which would be a committee style RB position

What are you all looking for in that Defensive Tackle and OLB skills wise?

Penetrating tackle / Run stuffer

Pass rusher vs Pass defender

A blocker consumer

who’s a stud in the run game and allows Long & Quinn to do their thing w/o worry of double teams.

What would you all think of Glenn Dorsey in that roll?
Veteran's basic salary - Hell yeah.
  1. overall pick money – Hell no.
Wallace Gilberry is going to be a Free Agent but is more of a rusher from the DT spot

We got no WR’s options to trade off :( and not Tackles cept Branden Albert on the roster.

We got a ton of OLB’ers on the roster

Dorsey

2012: $4.356 million, 2013: Free Agent

We'll take Bowe and Flowers

you can have Danario Alexander and Justin King

Bowe is a free agent

You can make an 8 Million dollar per year offer though :)

Flowers

9/16/2011: Signed a six-year, $50.6 million contract. The deal contains $22 million guaranteed.

Dorsey would be cheaper

my offer still stands, haha!
We can't trade Bowe

Baldwin and Flowers for your 1st?

You said Baldwin, but I think you meant Charles

Deal! Send over the paperwork

I tried :)

Good Luck to yall

Happy with the Romeo signing?
I think Yes

We have no Coordinators either. And no Sam

Want Jason Smith?

because of him, we almost have no Sam

I guess the question is

Could proven NFL players sway vs draft picks traded? I think the Browns and Jets made a trade once with a number of players. Eric Mangini

We got

Glenn Dorsey – run stuffing DE that might fit your scheme very well
Andy Studebaker and Demorrio Williams – that could play OLB for yall
possibly Kendrick Lewis FS
a number of depth guys that might push to start in St. Louis

some grouping of players for one you don’t really want could fill some holes. plus at 11 or twelve you can get another to fill another hole.

Like said below Cleveland can just wait if they want Griffin

No to Bowe.

I’d rather not take punk asses on my team.

trying to think of a deal sweetener
Would the 2012 and 2013 1st rounders and a 2013 second work?

2670 chiefs points vs your 2600

A deal Sweetener?

A cup of sugar. BAH!

Can someone tell me

the names of our head coach and the GM?

Air and Opportunity
That was a BAZINGA to me.

I tip my hat to you.

and yet everyone wants to get a headcase in vincent jackson lol

and ur all dreaming if u think garcon is going anywhere. brandon marshall will b good for a long time. so what if hes a bit of a headcase lol. hes a great player and is the type of player the rams need. a big tall playmaker. dont get me wrong im the biggest blackmon fan ull ever meet but i would rather a first rounder and marshall then 2 first rounders.

Brandon Marshall might literally be

the last FA wide receiver I’d want on my team

Brandon Marshall

is the most likely wide receiver to end up in jail. Don’t want him.

Hines Ward?

He might be serviceable for a year or two. thoughts..

Hines Ward needs to retire.

And the Steelers need to not be assholes about it.

What if his Jazzy electric wheelchair's battery dies during the game

No thanks……..plus, as much as I hate the Steelers, I think we all (including him) know that that’s probably not the best way to end his career

Hey if a WR cant catch a football.

Might as well as teach him to block. Brandon Gibson

Neither were the ends

to Bruce or Holt’s careers supposed to go the way they did. But there we are…

my point is that he should retire

rather than leave the team he’s been with his entire career to come to a 2-14 project

THE RAMS NEED A PLAYMAKER

whether it be blackmon or a big time free agent this offseason has to be about getting sam bradford a playmaker. especially if lloyd leaves.

That will never happen

Draft order Colts Rams Vikes Browns Buccs Redskins. Cleveland will jus wait since Minnesota doesn’t need a QB. Best case scenario is we trade with Washington for their 1,2,3 and TE Fred Davis.

That may be the most unbelievable thing I've ever heard.......seriously

Fred Davis? The same Fred Davis who just got suspended four games for failing drug tests? What about Lance Kendricks? 1st 3 picks to move up 4 spots? And what do you suggest the Browns do if the Skins (or any other team for that matter) trade up to the 3 with Minnesota to take RG3? What do the Browns do then?

I call their bluff then

The pick with the new CB agreement is just as good as months from now. Pick RGIII. Do not let a QB fall.

It'd be 1, 2 and 1 next year

plus some O-Lineman

Cleveland may not wait for Griffin

because others will trade up to get him from the Rams, i.e. Washington or Miami.

I think we trade down OR draft RG3 AND TELL EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.
Amen!

yep. Where are the best player available typs now?

i agree dont mind just drafting that kid and we got both QB's for now
That silly Jeff Fisher just needs to tell us what he's gonna do with our #2 pick already!
You mean when he trades up from #8 to acquire it?

Ha..ha.. now I’m sad..

Double threat in Fred Davis & Lance Kendricks

Washington will make a move for RG3 and then we can use that leverage to get multiple picks from CLE

someone needs to trade up to our spot, I agree

I seriously doubt the Skins are dealing Davis, and if they were to trade a player, I’d rather it be at another position. They’ve got a lot of talent on defense, or OL. With Cooley aging, and with his injuries, Davis is going to be their guy

Blackmon reminds me of a young T.O.

Hopefully he has better hands but he did drop a touchdown pass in the Fiesta Bowl.

WHAT IS WITH THE LACK OF MISTER T?
Prepared to get T'D!

Posted Image

I wish I could dance like that.
i wish you keep that crap off here slowing down the page with stupid shiat
Good footage, RAMpage

.

his neck must've been ridiculously strong
3tds, over 150 yards and 1 drop, ill take it...
Now hold your horses people...

RG3 and Luck both need to perform well in the portions of the NFL Combine they will be participating in AND perform well during thier college’s pro days. Either of those 2 guys suck during any of their tryouts and it could make their draft values drop, hence any trade downs will be destroyed.

Another thing to consider, RG3 seems like more of a fit in a Jeff Fisher offensive system than Bradford (similar to a Steve McNair type). Would he try the unthinkable? Draft RG3 and petition to trade Bradford? I’m just thinkin’ and drinkin’ so feel free to call me out.

Is.... * looks around*...... is my campaign back on? xD

I don’t think it’ll happen, the owner (Cant remember his name) is behind Sam and notices that he needs weapons but it is possible..

aww gawd man! dont start again dude!
xD had to do it...
Why should either one even participate in the combine?

I’d expect both to be in attendance and kill the interview processes (as the should) but I’m not so sure if either one will actually be doing any drills or throwing in Indy.

Yeah it's not like doing any of the drills is really going to help their draft stock.

Luck is a lock for NO.1 pick and RG3 is gonna be top 5.

I'd really like to see RG3's forty time, though.
I can chug one in less than 30 seconds
Well....

You are a Rams fan. ’Tis an acquired trait.

My ability to chug is uncanny

I falter, though, because I do not have the aim of Donte Stallworth

After seasons that lead us to draft #2 in the draft twice and the first overall once, I just have one thing to say...

Beers to you! Chug at will and without reserve!

You, sir, are a good man

I got myself ‘life alert’ for Christmas. It’s that thing for old people that fall over and need to dial 911. Mines more from what I’ve self-diagnosed as over-libation, which usually occurs when I get ‘Kroenked’

Wish I had that when I locked myself on my buddy's roof last winter..
Yikes, you missed out!

This year it came with complimentary bubble wrap Snuggy……just for that purpose. Rolling, falling, jumping off a roof while over-libated

I told myself, kind of a new years resolution

that I’d be the most stylish mo fo in the ambulance!

What's a man got if not for his goals?

Reach for the stars, my friend.

Reaching for the stars....

that was the first time I fell off the roof

If Fisher chooses Miami...

We’re all gonna hope we had a life-alert. My heart can’t take anymore of watching coordinators with no head coaching experience run my team into the ground. Fisher has a good head on his shoulder, but sometimes money can make people do foolish things. And the Miami owner seems to not care about cash this time around.

I doubt it'd matter

we just saw a whole season of what those two could do in action

I like Bradford and would like to see him stay but

what do you think we could get in return?

IMO

I think the rams could get a first, second and 4th, if you’re looking for value it would be better to trade the pick. I think there are still a lot or teams high on bradford though, like Cleveland and Washington.

that'd do

we don’t have a 5th, so another 4th would be nice

RGIII would make our o-line problems look better imo so we could use the early picks on offensive playmakers instead of o-line. I think a solid free agent OT and new coaches will help with the addition of depth from the later rounds.

Eh

The main thing about trading Sam is you still have hole lot of money that would be in cap thanks to it but if they feel that good about RGIII go ahead, just make sure Sam goes to a good team..

Lucks a lock at #1, but RG3 may need to solidfy the #2 overall pick by showing his stuff at the Combine.
I'm practicing pagan mysticism

in hopes that the Colts take Matt Kalil. Then it’s like we have the #1 pick.

With our crappy O-line

RG3 would be a better fit than Bradford. If the Rams do want to bypass Griffin and trade their #2 pick, it would be wise for them to start drooling over him now. It will take a great acting job by them to convince other teams that they don’t have Blackmon in their sights.

I think we have to atleast act like we are gonna draft him just to drive up The value
Is it just me or was RGIII the last to know

That he wasn’t returning.

well idk, cause last year blackmon was projected the #3 WR in the draft behind JJ and AJ

…..wish he came out last year, but he stayed at the end

That Browns need to stop being such d-bags

and let us have their 4th and 22nd. Don’t they know how happy I’d be with 3 picks in the top 33?

I bet if they did offer us a trade

it would be straight up #2 & #33 for #4 & #22, or something along those lines.

'Hold on......I think the Redskins are calling'
Dan Snyder will give us his whole draft board.
And a free trip to six flags!
He's got to be burnin up, at this point

Shanny got him 6 wins last year, and 5 this year………..he’s been quiet, but Mount Snyder is about to erupt!

In all seriousness, if we were to draft RG3 just as trade-bait because we don’t get the calls we’d like, would that be a great or terrible idea?

If it works Great

if it doesn’t terrible

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!

I hope it ain't turble

I could be the most ingenious draft decision since trading for Marshall Faulk

or it could be the worst since drafting Lawrence Phillips. So 50/50.

The key word in there, for me

is “trading” Just sayin’

So was this the most boring day of Rams news/TSTer BS of the year so far?

What we learned:
1. Jay Gruden will be interviewed for HC
2. Jay Gruden will NOT be interviewed for HC
3. Jeff Fisher has NOT decided (duh)
4. The Rams will interview a couple potential GM’s (duhh)
5. RG3 will enter the draft (duhhh)

Maybe we should go back to the debate as to whether Spags should be fired or not
Fine. As long as we reference Tebow at least once every 5 minutes.
You mean once every other minute?
6. McDaniels’ return to Patriots sparks

yawns

We're definitely running a Tebow deficit.

It may take more than that to catch us back up.

Who's lepepe latuli?

I’m on madden franchise year 2 with the rams…and they’ve called lance Kendricks that name twice when he catches a TD. So who’s this guy?!

I know exactly what you're talking about.

And I have no idea who they are talking about.

Julio Jones is Julius Thomas
There are so many others. I wish I could think of them right now.
I just got Madden recently and haven't updated

Did they seriously never fix it?

Nope. Madden's biggest flaw.

What’s funnier is you can throw an 80-yard TD pass and during the extra point Collinsworth will scold you for throwing an interception. They may as well not even have announcers in that game because half of what they say is wrong.

*facepalm*

And also, you can make a pick six and they say, “well the defender gambled and gave up the touchdown”

I know complete BS

Or you’d score a touchdown and they’ll still be commentating on the play before and then you’ve already kicked it and on defense and they’re still on the td play…

You know what I thought would never get old, but now it pisses me off?

Every single game, the same shit about Chris Long. “Thought goodness, Chris, that this young man got his mother’s talent.” “Yep, he sure overcame his father’s upbringing.” “HAHAHAHAHA” ugh…

Thank goodness*
Or how they say the same shit about SJax

And really not crap about Sam except he was the heismen..

Or how they say "this is a unit to run the ball"

Every game, even though im a passing team in every way possible, and you just can’t shut it off

I just drafted a 6'3" WR at #6 overall last week

changed his number to 81 and his name to Justin Blackmon. Yeah, he’s a front runner for OROY.

I traded down to the mid 20s and got a dude who

Was very similar to Floyd. He won OROY, only problem is he get injured a lil to often.

U know what I miss in this game?

Just throwing it deep to Moss every play and having him gain like 4000 yrds a season

Haha yea that never got old

My fav part of the game is superstar..

It would be better if it was like NBA games

and you could set the length of computer-simmed games to the same as yours. That way the stats are all similar and you won’t finish the season with a leading tackler of 45 while the computer gets 165

I know, it's pathetic
I love Superstar

But I create a guy who is a complete beast who is 6’11" and huge ass arms and pecs at qb

I normally pick wr

And out him on the rams, man how much their offense changes with a 1..

put*
I like to make an extremely short 300 pound RB

with 99 speed.

I only play qb

If you don’t play qb, the game seems to always pick plays that are the opposite of your position

Playing as QB though makes you unstoppable

I play superstar QB and as a rookie I constantly throw for 4+ TD’s and 400 Yards in a game no matter how shitty the team is.

Also the only defensive positions to play are on the line

Playing linebacker is boring and if your a DB they always throw away from you even when your a rookie. Oh Nnamdi or some Rookie…. Nnamdi.

I created Sean Taylor and put him at SS on the Ravens

I just ignored what I was supposed to do and blitzed every time

Pretty much what you have to do.

Unless you play 30 yards off the guy you’re supposed to cover they aren’t going to throw to him. At least I get to return punts and kicks….

I did that as well as Sean Taylor

I lit people up

I was also a gunner

Crushed guys

Sweet.
Yeah, Sean Taylor as a gunner

People got hurt…… ALOT

I sent a gunner to Sean Taylor's house.
....... No

He was the most amazing S ever practically and it is one of the greatest tragedies of the game that that gunner robbed him and his family of his life and us all of his greatness

*robber
Yeah I know.

It was terrible that he was killed.

I wish he was 6'3 more like 6'1. I just hope he is fitz than boldin
More fitz than boldin
I laugh at the fact that Randy Starks was out for the Dolphins with an injury

And so when Jared Odrick runs out of th tunnel in pregame it says “out of Maryland, Randy Starks!”

Ok so it's a flaw in the game....I've seen a bunch but the

Ok so it’s a flaw in the game….I’ve seen a bunch but the fact that they used the same name for kendricks just made it weird.

Btw, holy replies, I forgot to check after I asked and shouldnt have done it on my phone, tiny print

According to Sports Illustrated’s Peter King, both the Rams and Dolphins are still “in play” for Jeff Fisher.
King also believes Wednesday will be a “big day” in the saga, hinting Fisher might finally be ready to make a decision. With the pendulum seeming to swing back and forth at will, there is no clear favorite for the former Titans coach’s services.

via rotoworld for anyone interested

I hope he decides soon so we can either move on from Fisher or embrace him as our head coach

Its pretty pointless to speculate on the draft until we get a damn coach! Lol

Fisher better be our HC by tomorrow

Fisher wouldn't make his decision until

RG3 officially declared. He was probably ringing RG’s phone off the hook today begging him to officially declare so he could make his decision. Face it, the RG3 declaration makes the Rams pick at #2 golden. Otherwise, it is pretty much an everyday #2. Funny how the best news the Rams had all season was a game between the Vikings and Redskins!

I think it more favors Miami

Now that he has decided, they probably will be more willing to get RG3, prediction Fisher goes to Miami..

Good. Let him ask St. Louis for a trade up.

Then Kroenke tells him to give us the bank or shove it.

Sounds good to me..
Kroenke "oh, you want a franchise qb instead of Moore? If only you'd had an earlier opportunity to do that bitch"
CHAD HENNE!
What's that? You want a WORSE qb than Moore?
Some one get Jeff George out of retirement
You shut your mouth!

Moore!! #GoBeavs

Yep, that would be an interesting negotiation.

ESPN should air that one live. If we had Lebron and “The Decision” we could have Jeff Fisher and his Fish versus Howdy Doody and the Rams in “The Negotiation.”

What is the deal with all

these HC’s bailing out? No Gruden’s, no Cowher…..This has set up as the perfect storm for Fisher. Tell me he doesn’t feel like God these days?

lol perfect storm thats a good one
Tottally off topic, but I want to see what people think:

Does any GOP candidate besides Romney even have a chance of not getting their ass handed to them by Obama?

If only the Cain train was still running.
No not at all

Romney is the biggest threat to Obama and still then he has little chance. Obama is basically being handed the office, I’m a supporter so its good with me.

I want Romney

Cause I hate how Obama is running the country and Romney seems middle of the road, not radical one way or the other. I’m sick of these radicals. But yeah, Obama would have to say he will shoot all children if he’s re-elected to lose at this point, unless the right wing nut bags get over it and vote Romney if he gets the nomination

George Bush for president.
George Bush is the only guy that is stupid enough he could lose the lead Obama has
Sahara Palin is a pretty stupid

but knowing the majority of voters out there she would be supreme dictator of the world.

I have a shirt

with Sarah Palin on it that say’s “Hockey MILF”

And she can see Russia from her house.
If that doesn't impress you, I don't know what will.
yes and trades with Russia hahaha
Its Obamas to lose

The republicans don’t like romney and don’t think they’ll back him. I line din Paul but he doesn’t get enough support.
Obama has had good foreign policies and nowhere did he say he could bring us back from the shit Bush left him with. Everything he said he would do he did.

Until the Court overrules his health care bill

I just want Romney to win cause I’m SICK OF RADICALS. I don’t even particularly like Romney (or anyone else) but at least he isnt a radical. They all just have their own agendas and screw us over in the end

Isn't that every Politician ever?
They all just have their own agendas and screw us over in the end
Except Washington and Lincoln
Them and Clinton were the best

Clinton might have been a horn dog but he was great for the country.

He was great cause he was an actual Democrat

Not the kind of democrats who are currently in charge. He did take all the money out of our military though

His demestic policies were fucking awesome because he understood people

His foreign policies sucked ass..

It wont be overruled

And as for it, its not perfect but its a start. Republicans all have the same agenda and its screwed. Giving money to the rich in a depression is idiotic, and I’m an independent.

The dems who are in charge are just socialists

I think the system was almost completely wrecked, but not a fan of the government health care idea. Both party leaders are all idiots. Of the actual values of the party, I lean republican, but am middle of the road. I just wish Washington was alive and would take back over

Wish Clinton could run again..
Ron Paul baby hahaha Obama is the biggest liar yet and Romney is a douchbag typical republican you might as well vote for Palin that stupid ding bat
The only thing

I hate about family guy now is Stewie has become soft, but he’s still my favorite out of all of them, then peter.

Rank your favorite family guy characters.

1. Brian
2. Peter
3. Stewie
4. Quagmire
5. Adam West

1. Stewie
2. Peter
3. Mayor West (you can tell dude is in something)
4. The dude that always say oohhh nooo
5. Brian

greased up deaf guy lol
1. Stewie 2. Peter 3. Joe 4. Quagmire

1. Randy Marsh 2. Stan 3. Cartman 4. Kyle

You're too young to appreciate the heroism and power of Kenny.
Randy is the hero and most powerful

“YOU’RE THE BEST! AROUND!”

Peter Griffen hands down!
South Park

1. Randy Marsh
2. Kenny McCormick
3. Stan Marsh
4. Mysterion
5. Cartman

Cartman is the fucking best!
Kenny and Mysterion are the same person

you can’t have the same person twice.

SHHHH!!!!!.....
I'd expect that from someone who favors Stewie ;)
Is Randy ever not the favorite?
I guess it's by design

but I just started watching the Adult Swim episodes of Family Guy rather than the TBS versions and they are 100x edgier. I guess TBS could only take it so far.

The Turner Broadcasting Network

needs more time to show crime dramas an World Championship Wrestling.

Yep, Romney has got no shot against

Obama. The Republicans can’t even get behind Mitt. I am already looking forward to 2016. The 2012 is fait accompli……………The candidates for 2016 should be a real cluster _. Anybody for Hilary versus Sarah?

After Obama I want Hillary

I liked her but she screwed up against Obama, but against palin, if palin became president I’m moving to our neighbor… Russia! xD

Neither, can I please get a moderate

Or can we please revive Washington or let Clinton have another term?

Dave for President.
Colbert
I don't watch his show.
He'd be amazing, or horrible
Stephen Colbert forgives you.

I am not so kind.

True story:

A guy I know was working for Clinton. Clinton was in like Greece or something, and was supposed to just stay in his hotel room for 3 hours working on his speech, give it, then go back home. Instead of working on the speech, he went on a walk and took pictures with people and wrote a few words on a napkin right before the speech. Everyone was blown away by how great the speech was

Point of the story:

What Clinton understood was that you needed to talk to people and get to know them, not just poll them on what they think

I think horn dogs make

the best Presidents’.

It was Bush Jr. who

made everyone believe that the American voter wants to log their vote for someone they think they can have a beer with. Someone forgot to tell Romney that!

Umm, look how voting for the guy you want to have a beer with go?
God Bush was an idiot...
Bush: top teir and corporation agenda, too stupid to execute

Obama: socialist ideas and policies, smart enough to pull it off

Say whatever you want about Obama

But he is a great speaker and did everything he said he’d do, except energy reform

Oh I know

I just hate almost all his ideas.

I'm a moderate IMO

But he goes HARD left on every issue that I LEAN right on

Haha

I think i was sold on him when he did the smart thing and stayed out of lybia and got osama..

Osama wasn't all him

Weve been working on that since like Clinton

Yea but we all know the history books will credit him..
Yep

I personally want……. Idk, anyone who doesn’t want to be president, like Washington,

Actually, I want Tebow

Not joking

Clinton was served Bin Laden on a platter

and he didn’t think that he was a threat.

the biggest liar ever in history was Obama that uncle tom he did nothing of what he said you must be on drugs
Name one thing he said he would do but didnt?

He caught osama, health care, gave money to the poor. His only fault is letting the republicans push him around a bit on tax cuts.

I'd have a beer with a president who isn't power hungry and out for his own gain....

Oh wait, he’s in a tomb at Mount Vernon

Hell, I didn't vote for him.

My point is it got him elected. It sure as heck wasn’t his ability to stand on his feet and debate. I didn’t vote for him. The American voters are gullible and dumb. It’s been proven over and over.

Ok, that's true

Now I got what you’re saying

By the end of their careers who would you rank higher

Brady, Peyton and ill even throw in Brees.

Brady, Peyton and Brees depends on how much more they do
Meaning I have Brady as the best

Then the other two is debatable

Manning for the player.

Brady for the rings.
Brees for the records.
All are first ballet HoFers

Brees - He is from Purdue.....

I like Purdue guys like you do OU guys. That’s the best thing about the Eagles Player Personnel guy we just interviewed for GM. He is from Purdue (Quarterback University).

Who wins the MVP this year?

The team Packers or Saints who goes farther in the playoffs?

Probly
Pack probably wins it because it's all about record.

Like the last time Peyton won it when the colts lost the superbowl I argued that Favre deserved it more.

I coukd really see the Saints beating the Packers

But ill stick with my preseason prediction and say Greenbay vs Patriots, SB records will be shattered..

And MVP is Rodgers
Rodgers wins MVP

I’d like to see Brees get his second this year over Brady though. Rodgers will have plenty of more chances.

I think the Packers will have

trouble with the hot Giants. Rodgers may be on his back alot. Clifton is coming back from injury but we shall see how affective he is.

The Giants will game plan

just like they did against the Patriots in the SB. If they can provide constant pressure it will be an interesting game. If Rodgers has time he will shred them. Remember, the Packers running attack stunk at the end of the year and their defense wasn’t very good either.

Tebow as President

Anyone have a serious reason it wouldn’t be a good idea?

Nope. He's got my vote.
He knows nothing about Politics.
Being a Politician makes you are worshiper of satan anyway so there is no way he would become one.
Neither did Bush

Tebow has my vote..

I'm completely serious

I want Tebow as president

Idgaf

Thats what his cabinet is for. What did Washington know about politics? Tebow would be the greatest president ever, cause he would never do anything that wasnt in the best interest of the country

If he throws for another

316 yards and beats the Patriots we had better all start worshiping him.

If he beats the Bradys

Gotta give him some props..

Now I double root for his failure in football

Cause the sooner his awful football career is done, the sooner we get to him as president

He would be the best president ever

Cause he’s an amazing human being who cares about his common man and he is born to be a leader

I just like watching Merril Hoge

squirm when he is forced to comment about another heroic outing by Tebow.

Haha, wait till the inauguration

Hoge: he still can’t throw a spiral

Alright, I am out of here. Is

Family Guy on?

Not that I see
Alright! Tomorrow it is all

about Jeff Fisher. Decision II will finally be announced…………….

The Next President


She’s already thinking hard about the economy

I'm trying to think of a good metaphor for her boobs and inflation
Looks like her boobs are inflated xD
Shes stimulating my economy for sure

Finally figured it out!

With boobs like that, I vote we don't lower inflation, HA!
The sad thing is, those boobs are small by your standards
They really are, same reason why I don't wanna lower inflation and

She actually has looks so I can deal..

Models these days really do set standards to high

…… WTF! What did I just say!

You have a typo

She’s not thinking hard, she’s thinking about something hard

And her Vice President

Ooooh, it's "pink lace"

I still don’t have a clue what her name is

Yea somebody mentioned it but I wasn't paying attention xD
I still say she's a hotte version of Kaley Cuoco
She's not bad either..

Well when you put it that way
And she'll deal with global affairs...

I need a joke involving that underboob
Tits.
Now that's clever xD
What else is there to say.
Not much else except I would.... help her find a longer shirt xD
As long as she put it on in front of you I'm guessing
Takes it off and puts it back on

Best thing about my girl is she’s bi, life is great..

Lucky

My girl isn’t bi, but she has an odd fascination with boobs haha

Haha its a start..
Now how do I deal with:

I’m in the south, and she’s in New York? Hmmm…. Teleportation? Ehh, until we get that, thank you Skype and high speed Internet

Haha good luck with that
Means she can't bother me as often
hmm good point
Upside: I can claim my wifi went down during the big games

Downside: when I’m not watching a game I can’t physically touch my girl, ever.

Haha that does suck
No, the LACK of sucking

Is one of the major issues

xD touche
Well, she's a bad ass awesome girl, she's hot, and butler and "daddy has five houses" rich

However, she’s not one of those spoiled girls. She’s amazing.

Long distance still sucks
I bet you wish you could tap that ass.

And she’s rich? You’re a gold digger not that there’s anything wrong with that. I also assume with her being rich and all that she is old and you are waiting for her old ass to fall over dead.

She's a year younger and I didn't know how much money she had when we started going out
Trade Bradford....for the right price

What about trading Bradford to Cleveland for the 4th overall pick, a 2nd and/or a 3rd or 4th….Then draft RG3 at #2 and draft Blackmon or Kalil at #4…….RG3 is legit, and he’ll instantly make our O line better……then draft Lamichael James to help SJax out……

Or allow Cleveland to draft RG3 at #2, we get Blackmon at #4 and maybe Trent Richardson or the G Decastro at #24…….

For the right price...

anyone is tradeable. Especially with a new front office. Just depends if the value is there. I believe Bradford will be good once in a system more than 1 year and he gets a #1WR. Some blocking would help too.

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