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Taking a break from the draft. I just graduated college!!!! That's me and my girlfriend, also there's a girl in the picture, j/k.
So there you have it, newest geologist on the block coming out of the University of Alaska Anchorage, who will draft me?!

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congrats buddy
nicely done

congrats on a huge accomplishment!

well done, serg

Now get to geologizin

Thanks guys!
UPDATE:

I just found out that I qualify for a double major because of the biology classes I took freshman and sophomore years. So I went and filled out some paperwork, now the diploma will say Geological Sciences AND Natural Sciences. Boom!!

Guess that makes up for us not getting Quizz
you had to bring it up....

I’m mainly bummed that I can’t yell “QUIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ!!!!!” anymore :(

How bout we basically gave him to the team

That squashed our dreams of JUULIOO. Does that make it sting even worse?

And how bout a Major in Draft Science

You could always write that on a post it note and attach it to the Diploma. It worked for Kiper.

And McShay!

That guys has no idea what he’s doing.

Congratulations man

For what it’s worth, I’m proud of you lol. One Rams fan to another. Job well done!

Thanks man!

I appreciate it :)

Those are some killer guard dogs you got there!

No one will mess with a man that has those mean looking, 4 legged beasts. Oh yeah, Congrats.
Find us a mineral that will prevent Avery or DX from getting injured.

Or a mineral that can be used as replacements

For weak knees. And that give guys, Randy Moss speed and height, without the attitude.

well methemphetamine will do for speed

PCP will prevent them from getting injured (or at least they’ll think so).

*minor side effects apply, but I ain’t no pharmacist :)

Does not describe Randy Moss perfectly

Psychological effects of methamphetamine can include euphoria, anxiety, increased libido, alertness, concentration, energy, self-esteem, self-confidence, sociability, irritability, aggression, psychosomatic disorders, psychomotor agitation, grandiosity, hallucinations, excessive feelings of power and invincibility

*does this not describe Randy Moss perfectly
and Brandon Marshall!

or I should say Mr. SlipOnAMcDonaldsWrapperAndPunchTheTvAndBreakMyHand cause we know he didn’t do it out of anger….

CONGRATS BRO
Way to stick with and graduate!

All the best to you in your future.

So I just realized

I took a field job in BumfuckNowhere, Alaska, starting in July and it runs through November, 3 to 4 weeks on and 1 week off…that means I’ll miss a chunk of the season. sad face
At least it’s good money.

Congratulations, Serg!

To you parents too.

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